September 17, 2023
Twelve golfers from the United States face 12 of the best golfers from Europe and if history repeats itself, the Europeans will win back the Cup won in 2021 by the Americans at Whistling Straits, Wis. The Yanks demolished the Europeans 19-9, but when the event is held in Europe, the Americans turn into pussycats. They haven't won on European soil since 1993.
So the Europeans have the most pressure, right? Hardly. Captain Luke Donald's team rarely, if ever, loses at home. Any team featuring Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm, Viktor Hovland, Ludvig Aberg and Tommy Fleetwood can't possibly lose, can it?
The Americans aren't exactly fielding a team of 12 handicappers. The best golfer in the world -- statistically, anyway -- is Scottie Scheffler and he leads the way for captain Zach Johnson's Dangerous Dozen. But because of a few controversial choices by Johnson for his captain's selections, the pressure is on a couple of Americans to shine. Case in point: Justin Thomas. Ranked as high as seventh in the world as recently as last February, Thomas had been on a steady decline until finding his game again at the recent Fortinet Championship, where he finished fifth. Before his rebirth at the Fortinet, the two-time major champion had only one top 10 since February, and had fallen to 24th in the world rankings. But he was selected ahead of potential Ryder Cuppers Keegan Bradley and Lucas Glover because of Thomas's past performance in Ryder Cup play and reputed leadership qualities.
Cynics suggest that Thomas is on the team because he is a card-carrying member of the Old Boys Club, and other members of the 'club' --Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Xander Schauffele, etc. -- lobbied hard for his inclusion.
Anybody ranked 24th in the world can never be categorized as a terrible pick, but for a guy like Glover, who's 42 and will likely never get another crack at a Ryder Cup, his exclusion must have been heart-breaking.
If Thomas plays like a bum at Marco Simone, Johnson will be heavily criticized for the selection. Thomas's reputation as a clutch player in big events will get a big boost, however, if he performs well and garners a few points for the American side.
As for the Europeans, their only pressure is connected to home-course advantage. Not since the U.S. won at the Belfry in England in 1993 have the Europeans tasted defeat on home soil. They won at Valderrama in Spain in 1997, at the Belfry in 2002 (postponed a year because of 9/11), at the K Club in Ireland in 2006, at Celtic Manor in Wales in 2010, at Gleneagles in Scotland in 2014, and at Le Golf National in France in 2018. Now it's in Italy, and the wise money is on another European victory.
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